....The Weird Turn Pro

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Sometimes when I think my parents were jerks for naming me Jessi James I look in our customer database and feel better. Some of our customer names:

Angel Dust
Irish Bender (BTW - I claim this to be the greatest name of all time)
Rumble Bunny
Sterling Funderburke
Candi Cane

” -

From my best girl, Jessica.

I have to disagree with her, Sterling Funderburke is by far the best name ever created.