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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Just a bunch of crap and brain bubbles you won’t read or understand anyway.</description><title>....The Weird Turn Pro</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @bizzo5000)</generator><link>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Wonkette : A Children’s Treasury Of Terms Of Abuse For Our Favorite Villains</title><description>&lt;a href="http://wonkette.com/405163/a-childrens-treasury-of-terms-of-abuse-for-our-favorite-villains#more-405163"&gt;Wonkette : A Children’s Treasury Of Terms Of Abuse For Our Favorite Villains&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/67491900</link><guid>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/67491900</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 09:28:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>So that’s what happened to the fat kid from “Stand...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="333" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_bdd2c354fb"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=bdd2c354fb" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed width="400" height="333" flashvars="key=bdd2c354fb" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_bdd2c354fb" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;So that’s what happened to the fat kid from “Stand By Me”&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/65783162</link><guid>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/65783162</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:02:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Wonkette : Obama On Rick Warren: ‘Uhh… Hope?’#more-405071</title><description>&lt;a href="http://wonkette.com/405071/obama-on-rick-warren-uhh-hope#more-405071"&gt;Wonkette : Obama On Rick Warren: ‘Uhh… Hope?’#more-405071&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/65755980</link><guid>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/65755980</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:07:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Kissing Suzy Kolber » Blog Archive » F-CK PITTSBURGH, F-CK THE STEELERS, AND F-CK THEIR SH-THEAD FANS | kissingsuzykolber.com</title><description>Kissing Suzy Kolber » Blog Archive » F-CK PITTSBURGH, F-CK THE STEELERS, AND F-CK THEIR SH-THEAD...</description><link>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/65681893</link><guid>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/65681893</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:11:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Via Deadspin.
Can I get this guy Chris Matthews address? </title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/q4xSSSH0x1c&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/q4xSSSH0x1c&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/5109218/ed-werder-gets-owned" target="_blank"&gt;Deadspin&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Can I get this guy &lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;Chris &lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;Matthews address? &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64887520</link><guid>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64887520</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 21:43:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Tee hee!</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ePGvxEtvThI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ePGvxEtvThI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Tee hee!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64881803</link><guid>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64881803</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 21:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Eunomia » Mr. Tumnus, Fast Eddie And Misjudging Obama</title><description>Eunomia » Mr. Tumnus, Fast Eddie And Misjudging Obama: By far the best article I have ever read...</description><link>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64615011</link><guid>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64615011</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 02:21:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Sometimes when I think my parents were jerks for naming me Jessi James I look in our customer..."</title><description>“Sometimes when I think my parents were jerks for naming me Jessi James I look in our customer...</description><link>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64497319</link><guid>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64497319</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:04:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Not Good!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/pm2w1bP1Fhdz54pxTP0bvQ2Po1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Not Good!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64427616</link><guid>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64427616</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:59:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>You gotta pay the troll toll to get inside the boy’s hole.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/ZsHDOkI-qpAcqcPRzYrlvA" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/ZsHDOkI-qpAcqcPRzYrlvA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;You gotta pay the troll toll to get inside the boy’s hole.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64423680</link><guid>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64423680</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:29:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>From the man that will supply my future mansion with art, the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/pm2w1bP1Fhdx7pqhc570yxMFo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;From the man that will supply my future mansion with art, the greatest modern artist of the past 50 years.  &lt;a href="http://www.brandonbird.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Brandon Bird&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64420691</link><guid>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64420691</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:05:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Any oldie but a goodie.
For anyone that has played ‘Guitar...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7gz1DIIxmEE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7gz1DIIxmEE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Any oldie but a goodie.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For anyone that has played ‘Guitar Hero’ and had no clue where ‘Trogdor’ came from, this is the orgions.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.homestarrunner.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Trogdor the Burninator&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64419608</link><guid>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64419608</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 23:57:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Blah, blah, blah, Picnicface, genius, blah, blah.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/t-3qncy5Qfk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/t-3qncy5Qfk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Blah, blah, blah, &lt;a href="http://picnicface.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Picnicface&lt;/a&gt;, genius, blah, blah.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64418696</link><guid>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64418696</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 23:50:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Lack of News is Sometimes A Good Thing.</title><description>Looks like the Pirates are out of the running for ubersprite David Eckstein. 
I, for one, just want...</description><link>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64418239</link><guid>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64418239</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 23:46:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Jamboroo: A Message To Heat Vision Jesus</title><description>Jamboroo: A Message To Heat Vision Jesus: Still the greatest football column there is.</description><link>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64347354</link><guid>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64347354</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:24:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Has Obama Taken Away Our Guns Yet?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://hasobamatakenawayourgunsyet.com/"&gt;Has Obama Taken Away Our Guns Yet?&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64296346</link><guid>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64296346</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 10:00:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Wonkette : Wonkette’s 2008 War On Xmas Gift Guide</title><description>Wonkette : Wonkette’s 2008 War On Xmas Gift Guide: If you ever wanted a naked Obama riding a hope...</description><link>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64096065</link><guid>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64096065</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 09:16:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>From the addicting Failblog.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/pm2w1bP1Fhb3302qLu3iP3Deo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;From the addicting &lt;a href="http://failblog.org/" target="_blank"&gt;Failblog&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64034939</link><guid>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64034939</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:26:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Sent from my buddy Mike, the source of most of my comedy.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/pm2w1bP1Fhb29r1kGyz7f1IXo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sent from my buddy Mike, the source of most of my comedy.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64031847</link><guid>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64031847</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:04:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"4:05 p.m.: Heard a little bit ago that the Pirates have made formal contact with free-agent..."</title><description>“4:05 p.m.: Heard a little bit ago that the Pirates have made formal contact with free-agent...</description><link>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64031193</link><guid>http://bizzo5000.tumblr.com/post/64031193</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 23:59:52 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
